Went to a buck's party last Thursday night. Ended up at a strip joint, as you do.
I kept my own counsel for the evening, quietly drinking with a fellow non-participant. Surprisingly (or maybe not, I don't know), no girls came up to me for the vast majority of the night. (Maybe they sensed they'd get nowhere, I dunno?).
Anyway, about 20 minutes before we left, one girl comes over and asks me if I'd like a dance. I politely decline with several comebacks, including "no thanks", "not interested" and "only got cab money".
And then the stripper said...
"Story of my night. Tighter than a virgin's a$$hole".
Trash-talked. By a stripper.
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